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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #026
LD026

Cover Message: You know that saying,
'the best things come in small packages'?
Inside Message: That's what men with small
packages day. Merry Christmas!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Christmas #029
LD029

Cover Message: To me they're not so much
'The Three Wise Men',
as the 'Three Typical Men
Inside Message: You know, arriving late
with inappropriate gifts expecting
a virgin. Merry Christmas
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #107
LD107

Cover Message: So Doll, I heard that
60 is the new 40
Inside Message: Oh, great. Does that mean we have to go through
menopause again?
Happy 60th!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #114
LD114

Cover Message: Doll! Did you hear they found
what causes spontaneous combustion?
Inside Message: Farting during a hot flash.
Keep a fan handy, and have
a Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Knee / Hip Surgery #115
LD115

Cover Message: We're all getting older, Doll.
Inside Message: Remember when a joint was something
you hid instead of had replaced?
Get Better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #116
LD116

Cover Message: All my friends were
doing it, so I finally got it waxed.
Inside Message: I can't believe how nice
and smooth my face is. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #117
LD117

Cover Message: Listen Doll,
Repeat after me, "I am not old."
Inside Message: Unless of course, you used
to babysit the Walmart greeter.
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #118
LD118

Cover Message: So Doll, I now wear one
of those little buttons for emergencies
Inside Message: I push it whenever I need my
drink refilled. Make your wishes known -
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - 2nd Marriage #119
LD119

Cover Message: Just remember, Doll -
First husbands are like training bras.
Inside Message: Quickly outgrown, mostley for show,
and no good when you need heavy lifting.
All the best!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #001
LD001

Cover Message: Recently, my gyno is the only man that want's to see me naked
Inside Message: and I have to pay him to look...Have a Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #009
LD009

Cover Message: For your birthday, let's go to the mall
Inside Message: and taunt some teenagers with our higher credit limit and easier access to prescription painkillers. Have a great day, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #008
LD008

Cover Message: So what if you're a year older, Doll? Your're Gorgeous, thin, brilliant, and have fabulous taste
Inside Message: Now do me.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #096
LD096

Cover Message: Doctors say we should check our boobs every month
Inside Message: Mine's still on the couch where I left him. Happy Birthday
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Colonoscopy #102
LD102

Cover Message: So Doll - Here's what I don't get
about colonoscopies -
Inside Message: Remember when it was rude to stick
a camera in someone's face.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #108
LD108

Cover Message: These days, Doll, I just
hope Spring Break . . .
Inside Message: doesn't mean my hip.
Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #109
LD109

Cover Message: I wanted to bake you a cake,
buy you a gift, andthrow you a party,
Inside Message: but I'd have to get out of
this chair. Happy Birthday, anyway!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Friendship #110
LD110

Cover Message: A good friend goes with
you to the restroom.
Inside Message: A great friend covers an
embarrassing sound you make with a little cough.
Thanks for being a great friend!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Hysterectomy #111
LD111

Cover Message: I was so surprised when my doctor mentioned a hysterectomy.
Inside Message: It's been so long since
I used any of that I forgot it was there.
Hope you're feeling better soon!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #112
LD112

Cover Message: I used to moan during sex,
Inside Message: but it kept waking my
husband up.
Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Recover #113
LD113

Cover Message: How times change.
Inside Message: I can remember when
'recover' was something you did to
a chair. Feel better soon, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #013
LD013

Cover Message: Oh goody, we're getting older.
Inside Message: If my upper arms get any looser, I'll be able to fly. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #016
LD016

Cover Message: When it comes to men, you got to know when to hold them, know when to scold them, know when to walk away
Inside Message: Know where to grab and twist to get their full attention. Happpy Birthday, Doll.
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #097
LD097

Cover Message: No Doll, I don't have whiplash.
Inside Message: I just ran out of scarves to hide my neck. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #055
LD055

Cover Message: You want to know the best way to cover gray hair?
Inside Message: Cotton panties, Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #017
LD017

Cover Message: How can you tell you had too much fun on your birthday?
Inside Message: Your OBGYN hears an echo. Happy Birthday, Doll!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #098
LD098

Cover Message: Oh look, Doll - It's the tiny purse stage of life.
Inside Message: You know, that grace period between Tampax and Depends. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #058
LD058

Cover Message: I got collagen injections for fuller lips.
Inside Message: Now I can't cross my legs. Happy Birthday, Doll
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #084
LD084

Cover Message: So Doll, do you know how to tell when your youth is over?
Inside Message: Your drugs come from Canada instead of Mexico. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #100
LD100

Cover Message: I used to visit museums
Inside Message: but I had to stop when a group of kids gathered and the guide started describing me. Happy Birthday!
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Listen Doll Greeting Card - Birthday #074
LD074

Cover Message: Listen Doll, having a whip and spurs doesn't make you'a cowgirl.
Inside Message: It makes you 'more likely to get what you want'. Whatever it takes to have a great birthday!
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